The Bannon

The act of self-fellatio

The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.

Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon

by lasteaglescout July 30, 2017

bannock

A dense, poorly-leavened bread that travels well, making it a great, tasteless vehicle for calories. It is often used by tradidtional campers who canoe and portage for weeks at a time, as it doesn't fall apart when wet, and can be cooked in the heat of a dying fire for lunch the next day. That allows the campers to unwind instead of cooking, but adds to the density of the food.

Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).

"Why is this bannock so hard?"
"Sorry, there wasn't any baking soda."

by PTSS December 28, 2005

Bananocent

A portmanteau of bananas and innocent. If someone is bananocent, they are crazy, but innocently so. Someone who is bananocent says or does things largely viewed to be literally or figuratively insane, but they do so without intent to harm, offend, or act adversely to the social norm. Bananocent may be used to express opinion or demonstrable fact.

1. Did you hear what that person just said? Yes, but it was bananocent. 2. My bananocent dog chases cars into the street. He's going to get hit one of these days, but he doesn't know it isn't safe. 3. That political gaffe was bananocent.

by RguyF August 10, 2016

Banno’d

Drunk beyond comprehension - a new state of beveraged

Dude, you were so Banno’d last night you tried to kiss your mom and then threw up everywhere

by Bubsy March 4, 2018

Baconomics

Baconomics is the art of ulitilizing all of the bacon in a package instead of using 3-4 pieces then leaving the rest in the fridge to spoil

After I cooked breakfast this morning, I used good baconomics and fried up the rest of the bacon in the pack to make BLTs for lunch!

Wow! How Baconomical of you!

by So She Says July 2, 2019

banotonayacht

A group of fierce and amazing ladies. They embody the phrase “weird is the new cool”. Banotonayacht love fake hands, are super sus, and steal useless camp objects to seem angsty. They live in GK and you know this summer is their RE19N!!

They are sooo banotonayacht, look at them all spunky and funky.

by NotYourToy April 25, 2019

Banooger

When you take the top of a banana off and it looks like a booger

She looks like she got a banooger on her head. Ew is that a banooger.

by Amber Smiles November 22, 2019