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Balamir

A name which can be considered as obscure and interesting as it's owner. Balamir's will generally act oblivious and will pretend to not understand certain things, but be cautious, more often than not they can know things about you that you didn't even think you'd mentioned. They are generally good at making decisions on impulse although not always the best decisions, many of their decisions being influenced by what best suites them. Many of them will keep things private which may leave you confused if they turn down your offer for no apparent reason. Their goal in life is to generally be able to find their way into the deepest depths of other people, being able to offer insightful advice on issues people may be having. They are selfless people who enjoy the thrill of helping other people deal with their problems, putting any issues they have to the side and generally not speaking of their deepest emotions. A few people will take them for granted or outcast them, but they are an invaluable companion who you can always rely on when the going gets tough.
"I asked that guy, Balamir, for some advice earlier. It really helped me out."

"Balamir sure is a weird guy, but he's pretty funny at that!"
by Emveece March 21, 2013
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bali fiend

Andre: you see dat bali fiend over there?
Lewis: yessir
by OnTivoly August 30, 2019
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"Aw damn, I got balingling'd"
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balamory

A Tv programme aimed at Children but has a larger fan base with students and parents.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-

Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.

Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.

Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.

Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.

Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.

Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.

Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Watching Balamory makes me so Horny.
by Fun_B June 17, 2006
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balifornia

Balifornia is California however people in 'Bloods' have changed it from a 'C to a B'
For example: Im from Balifornia
by Shanny1-bloodmoney May 4, 2014
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bali belly

when you go to bali and drink unpurified contaminated water, and subsequently end up with extreme digestive illness (ie VOMITING AND DIARRHOEA...not at all pretty)
tip: u should only ever drink bottled water in bali if u know what's good for you
omg i had the worst bali belly EVER and stayed in my hotel room the whole two weeks, just sitting on the toilet and puking...oh, why didn't i just drink the bottled water??
by lemontree May 30, 2006
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