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bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 28, 2009
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throw that bitch a bagel

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)
Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.
by BitchesLoveCereal October 30, 2011
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Babeshow

A really, really, ridiculously good-looking person.
Hey, have you seen Marky Mark recently? What a babeshow!
by Shannnnnnnnnnnon January 11, 2009
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bagelcrew

1. a rebellious group of 5 asians featuring minh, the vietnamese sub, whom frequently find scrims where they humilatie opponents with their bait-nade stack ogl tatics in the game counterstrike.

2. diahreea, emo-ness, mental lapses which feature minh in a bathing suit are all symptomns e-thugs may experience after playing the bagel crew
1.Wow, bagelcrew your so random

2.Yo man ogl tatics for life, you just pulled a bagelcrew

3.Why pull a bagel-crew?

4.What kinda name is bagel-crew

HISTORY
Although they are also internationally known as the "nerd clan". They are mostly recognized as the most notorious shit talking clan in North America. Led by team leader, andy, "margarine bitches"; his secondary captain, chou, "the human cat"; the primary bait, garvin, "bait for life" boy; minh, "the vietnamese sub"; and JH, "captin clutch", the team is on its way to super stardom. Not to be forgotten are the benchwarmers, maple,"Mr. I always have a gay msn namez'.and kevin, "the rebel, i sleep when i want, where i want, mom!", the team is on its way to superstardom.
by BagelCrew September 4, 2006
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Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.
John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"
by Bronte July 5, 2012
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baesinsoh

Polish TikToker, an K-pop stan. Has over 3 thousands followers and over 100 thousands likes. Loves her fans and makes lots of jokes on her videos. Calls her fans Besties.
- Omg are you one of the Besties?
- Yes! I love Baesinsoh!
by annaserioo January 14, 2021
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Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.
When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
by Surge1221 March 26, 2011
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