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I`m About To Ball This!

Declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. This can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a Quick Mart, throwing molten Cheese Whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. It can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: "Bitch!", "Ass!", "Punk!", "Dude!", "Dawg!", "Whore!", etc.

Warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as "Your Honor!, I`m about to ball this."
"Dude, Leroy just smashed into your car."

"Bitch, I`m about to ball this!"

An example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film Smokin`Aces (2006), as provided by the character "Warren."
by AssJack! June 28, 2013
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old ball and chain

one's wife

The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).

The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.
--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.
by Misacek01 November 25, 2013
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Ball spice

Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.
Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.

Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
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lonzo ball

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world
Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
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ballad salad

an album or other compilation of overly sentimental or romantic songs.
Once upon a time, Aerosmith was a real hard rock band. But since the 1990s, they've just been putting out album after album of ballad salads.
by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015
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ball game eats

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...
Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?
by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020
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Balla Boy Fashion

Balla Boy Fashion is another unique name that is representing the
Bag-mans King Style Clothing brand created by the artist DeShawn Yeldell A.K.A MillYentei Since July 25, 2018.
Person: This Balla Boy Fashion is really in a class by itself.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick December 21, 2020
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