When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you confused about their feelings towards you. Many times a shrewd tactic used by women to get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.
Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.
Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*
Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*
Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)
Later on a call
Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.
Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm
Partner:.........(shedding tears)
Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*
Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*
Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)
Later on a call
Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.
Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm
Partner:.........(shedding tears)
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
by Swhalen November 03, 2017
kinda like a rusty trombone but the girl attempts to get her whole hand in the ass..... we see you eh.
by tommy outlaw October 24, 2007
when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well
I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.
by Chris Adey April 24, 2006
The act of forcing your hand upward in the air and using force towards another person (preferably your bitch--thats a dog I mean) and hitting them with THE BACK of your hand, while yelling victoriously KA-BACKHAAAND.
Can be considered similar to the pimp slap. But, ...it's better.
Can be considered similar to the pimp slap. But, ...it's better.
by Billybobyokelman January 02, 2008
Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!
Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.
Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!
Verbal Backhand
Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.
Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!
Verbal Backhand
by to cold soup November 05, 2010
an ice hokcey move perfected by Brett Johnson; involves a nasty toe drag around a defensmen and then continuing towards the net and sniping up and the bar or bar down on you backhand side of the stick
Brett Johnson recieves a sexy sauce from Bryan Drew comes down on a breakaway and finishes with the backhand cheese.
by Bdrew September 23, 2009