When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015
Get the Buddha Sexymug. "If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010
Get the preaching to the Buddhamug. Luke: Two buddhas and a monk on the side.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner
Zain: That kinda buddha trans.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner
Zain: That kinda buddha trans.
by Bum your nan March 2, 2021
Get the Buddha Transmug. A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023
Get the Grouchy Buddhamug. The resin left in a cannabis pipe. When in abundance, the resin can be collected and smoked for a good buzz. This is usually an alternative when one is out of cannabis to smoke.
When cannabis is combusted in a pipe, some of the various Cannabinoids stick to the sides of the bowl in a sticky resin. When smoked, this resin, Black Buddha produces some very similar effects as flower-form cannabis.
When cannabis is combusted in a pipe, some of the various Cannabinoids stick to the sides of the bowl in a sticky resin. When smoked, this resin, Black Buddha produces some very similar effects as flower-form cannabis.
Stoner 1 - "Emergency bro! We are out of weed!"
Stoner 2 - "Not to worry dude. Take out your pipe and scrape up some Black Buddha!"
Stoner 2 - "Not to worry dude. Take out your pipe and scrape up some Black Buddha!"
by Anarchist9087 June 3, 2011
Get the Black Buddhamug. Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".
by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004
Get the fondle Buddhamug. A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.
Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
by psychomage August 16, 2016
Get the Buddha bellymug.