bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Bourbon Baby

noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children

Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.

John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*

by The Sinstar Carrier September 19, 2010

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.

These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.

by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019

Bourbon Slurp

A sexual act when one person, while sitting on the other person's face, pours a shot of good Kentucky Bourbon down his or her body so it makes it down to the awaiting partner who then audibly slurps the liquor from his or her partner's privates.

Damn, last night my girl and I got pretty freaky and did a Bourbon Slurp with Basil Hayden!

by StSiehta May 4, 2020

bourbon smash

When you pour a glass of bourbon on ice while sitting on your bed naked next to your partner that is in a doggie style pose you drink the bourbon and put ice in mouth turn around mount your partner and while having sex you allow ice to melt and drip onto partners back while they moan.

Last night I did the bourbon smash and she got my sheets all wet.

by Uncle Jimmy 2.0 April 14, 2023

Slim bourbon

A small chimp who will get on his knees in a heartbeat. What a faggot.

slim bourbon on your knees and clean my shoes!

by Shawnyboiiii October 23, 2018