"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
by Macadoo July 19, 2018
Get the snort-bortion mug.(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
by Timmy the Hutt March 1, 2011
Get the Bortee mug.n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.
I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.
by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008
Get the E-bortion mug.Bortnik is taken from a character from the Popeye cartoon. The Bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with Olive. Bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scrapes her knuckles across the floor.
Chad: Hey there Will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. She looks familiar.
Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.
Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.
by Mike Hunt Smells August 12, 2005
Get the Bortnik mug.Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday
"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"
by Carrotman August 8, 2010
Get the Borthday mug.Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.
by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008
Get the Bortnick mug.The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.
by the Alderman August 30, 2017
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