Bloody Jerry

When a guy has sex with a girl on her period and his penis gets covered in her menstrual blood.

Damn dude, my girl was on period but wanted sex. All I got was a bloody jerry.

by This long February 25, 2018

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

by P-fart September 4, 2019

Commodity Body

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

office body

A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.

Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.

by Great Seany April 25, 2016

Bloody Civilian

Pakistani military officers use the term 'bloody civilians' for all non-military citizens of the country and not for the civil service officers as the British did. They justify this usage on the following grounds that civilians cannot swim; that they do not know firefighting techniques; that they are disorderly and unclean; and so on.

The list goes on to attribute moral excellence, efficiency, tidiness and so on to the military. And, what is more, these vices and virtues of the two sets of citizens are seen as essential, unchanging qualities for which external conditions are not responsible.

In Pakistan Military General are practically above the law, so all their mistakes are pinned on Civilian leaders. Hence term Saintly General and Bloody Civilian.

1. So they were partners in crime, give the general a slap on the wrist and hang the bloody civilian.

2. This prime Minister is getting very popular, fabricate some crime and hang the bloody civilian prime minister for it.

3. Democratically elected Bloody Civilians are working on this multi billion project we saintly Generals will not be able to make any money from it. Disqualify this bloody civilian prime minister through judicial coup.

4. Blackmail this bloody civilian judge using his sex tape we recorded, and make him put democratically elected leader of the country in jail.

by Uk2001UK August 7, 2019

William the Bloody

An alternative name for Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", referring to what he was called before he was sired.

"Have you heard? They call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!"
"It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!"

by Murasaki November 27, 2004

NBM (Natural Body Magic)

Natural Body Magic is a fetish/interest for people who can detach parts without blood lose or injury and still control the parts, even in cases were the head is detached. This fetish is thought to be male dominated, but looking back at history, it's clear to see that there's only more male fetish artist. There's a reason why "La Guillotine" is feminine in french; most of the people who watched the beheadings were women.

The girl was very interested in taking her dolls apart and playing with the parts. She was also very interested with the story of Sleepy Hollow and would spend hours obsessing over it. Due to this, she developed a detachment fetish, otherwise known as NBM (natural body magic).

by unknownuser July 2, 2012