A catholic white boy who likes to play “Not PlayStation and Xbox”. He lives near Philadelphia and has at most 10 friends. If he asks someone if they think he has lots of friends they will lie and say he has over 50. He’s very short and has a big ass shoe size. He’ll never stop talking about his dog who’s named after a pastry. Everyone thinks he is either gay or autistic. The only good quality about him is that he can tell pretty funny jokes but will milk them for the entire day and will never let you forget about it.