bmx mom

A common feature seen in bike shops. The mother of a BMX rider who has absolutely no awareness or acceptance of the jumps and tricks her child does on their bike and storms into bike shops to blame the bike shop or bike manufacturer when they come off the bike and injure themselves.

"The frame's cracked, but she guaranteed that he never jumps it or does tricks on it , he only cycles it to the park. She's such a BMX Mom, she won't accept the bike's been jumped."

by CliffordRedFaction June 29, 2020

Bmx-er

A hoodrat kid who is usually found smoking weed at the skatepark

"It smells like that good kush right now, there must be a BMX-er around"

by ILikeBigBumz June 22, 2018

BMX Jimmy

A trained BMX rider and a assassin trained in the art of war. He also has 3 nipples do to inbreeding in his family. He is also a master of anal and his cock radiates light likely do to inbreeding.

I saw BMX Jimmy the other day i heard his dick is like a flashlight its insane.

by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016

bmx

what a guy with the name carsen does

“dude do you see that guy bmxing”

“yea man that’s carsen”

by f420ergu69son January 14, 2021

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

Cooper modras BMX

a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.

that looks like Cooper modras BMX

by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024

bmx broad

a person who only goes after bmx athletes. similar to puck slut and skate skank.

no she’s not into soccer players, she’s a bmx broad

by turndown4chay July 23, 2018