The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face
Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!
through a dozen eggs!
by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024
it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.
by Real10374 February 05, 2025
a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer
yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole
"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole
its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole
its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
by blumkin juice bartender February 06, 2025
To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump
by Frantic shan March 07, 2010
same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...
by the human tripod March 15, 2012
I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .
by b143j February 15, 2016
Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.
by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009