Hanging a Bison

pounding out a heavy, dark, and fury dump after a long night of consuming grain belt beer

Evan was hanging a bison at his girlfriends parents house.

by nippleninja January 24, 2009

Bisexual Bison

1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.

2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit

"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"

by urgomanic May 21, 2010

Master Bison

A warrior from Capcom's Street Fighter series. He made his debut in Street Fighter II the World Warrior. He was the founder of Shadowloo and desired to become ruler of the world. Master Bison possessed a power called the Psycho Drive. This power gave him invincibility. He sacrificed all the good in him to gain this power, thus making him pure evil. The good in him took form in a woman called Rose. Bison did remain invincible until Gouki (AKA: Akuma) killed him with the infamous Shun Gokou Satsu. He is now dead. Bison wore a red outfit, he was bulky and wore a large cape. Had a distinct smile. His signature move was the Psycho Crusher, an attack where he flew in the air and charged at the opponent, similar to Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

Bison killed me with his Psycho Crusher.

by RBXfromdashow February 18, 2004

tijuana bison

A Tijuana Bison refers to a large, hairy prostitute located in Tijuana, Mexico. The bison's most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.

I spent my last night in Tijuana Mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed Tijuana Bison I have I've seen to date. The later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the Bison in the herd.

by J.Rog September 22, 2016

Double Bison

(Noun) To allow both of one’s nutsacks to burst through one’s own trousers, followed by using both of one’s nutsacks to batter another person into submission.

I will finish you now with a double bison. Prepare to meet your maker.

by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwee May 14, 2021

righteous bison

The objectively best weapon in TF2.

"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"

by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021

Frisky bison

The sexual act in which both partners create a symphony of bison noises and act friskily towards eachother, just like bisons. It is optional to wear a prop, such as a pair of bison horns, or perhaps some cud to chew on.

"FETCH YOUR HORNS, MATHILDA!!!! I'M FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT"

"You frisky bison ;D"

by st00b November 1, 2008