Birthday

Your father's cumiversary

birthday

a day that you celebrate the day you were born

birthday tomorrow

birthday by sharks28 October 26, 2016

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

Birthday by dongfarmer September 28, 2018

Birthday the day I came out of a stomach

My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

birthday by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

Birthday by dillyboo April 5, 2016

your birthday is a day of celebration just for you!You get presents and you get to have CAKE!

YOU-What did you get for your birthday?
ME-I got older!
BOTH-hahahaha