birmingham, alabama

By far one of the hardest cities in the country and most definately in the south east. gang violence is prevalent in west side neighborhoods such as ensley, greensprings, and west end, where homocides go undetected and uncared about. birmingham police don't pull you over if your suspicious, because they're being paid off by drug dealer to not get busted or bust their customers, cops are crooked and no one cares about anything but money and dope. southern suburban areas like mountain brook, vestavia hills and hoover are some of the wealthiest areas in the south. therefore depicting the 'hosing blacks in the streets' persona of birmingham from the 60s during the civil rights movement is still quite true to an extent. however the tables have turned. the blacks now sell drugs to the rich white kids, and since 2005 there has been a dramatic increase in young white teenage and college aged kids getting into hard drugs (opiates in particular). many would be suprised to know that birmingham is home to some of the purest cheapest heroin and cocaine in the country. What can I say, I'm from there, the girls are slutty and hot, the guys are pricks. and everyones on smack, yet still preach about loving god because the southern baptist coalition inlfluences everything.
I remeber Birmingham, Alabama I overdosed there. Let's go clubbing in Bimingham, Alabama this weekend. I passed out in an alley on 21st street in Birmingham, Alabama and woke up 2 days later with a rig in my pocket not knowing how it got there. I'm from Birmingham, Alabama and its hard as fuck!
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birmingham city

Best team the world has ever known
A: what team do you support
B: Villa
A: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you suck! birmingham city are way better!
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Birmingham briosche

The act of receiving oral sex from an extremely ugly woman, or maybe even a transvestite, you withdraw just before spunking and shoot it into their right ear.
"Hey man, what ever happened to you last night? We waited around for you after the bar closed but you had already gone."

"Sorry, I was trashed and hooked up with this sow of a bitch and I ended up giving her a Birmingham briosche."
by CheesedickPipecleaner November 15, 2007
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Birmingham Handshake

A punch, usually to knock a person out.
"One second, I'm taking the piss to his mother, and the next, he's givin' me a Birmingham Handshake!"
by Ben A April 04, 2006
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Logan Birmingham

1. Kyree's best friend

2. the whitest person you will ever meet
Yo! Logan Birmingham white A.F.
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Birmingham kiss

Head-butting a person's nose hard enough to break it. As sometimes seen in English gangster/criminal movies.
He gave him a Birmingham kiss
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Birmingham Brew

When a man shits, pisses, vomits, and cums into a coffee machine and brews it
Jake did a nasty Birmingham Brew yesterday
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