it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

Holy Batman

Words used in the beginning and ends of a phrase to express surprise. Originated from the popular comic book series 'batman' his faithful sidekick Robin used to say 'Holy______Batman!' perhaps when he saw a villain. Today it is commonly used for the same reason, to express shock or surprise. It is used simply by stating what you see between holy and batman, this shows that this is shocking.

Holy fire Batman! (fire in the house)
Holy wet cat in a tree Batman! (wet cat in a tree)
Holy you're wearing my snuggie Batman! (you wearing snuggie)
Holy rejection Batman! (rejected)
Holy Batman

by FrenchPancakesForBatman December 27, 2009

Beatment

Inflicting the act of beat onto one of a person.
(aka/In other terms:) Beating somebody.

"Yes, I support the beatment of that orphan."

by Coca cola addict February 12, 2021

Batman

The damn straight best super hero ever.

Wow, he is so cool, but not as cool as Batman.

by imavettin2 January 24, 2011

boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005

Batman Complex

This occurs when you do good/nice things for people and nobody cares or acknowledges what you've done for them much like the relationship between Batman and the City of Gotham.

Tom: So I watched over Joe's house while he was on Va-Ca and when he came back he didn't say thanks then he was pissed because i misplaced his frying pan. what a dick!

Pete: Yeah you've got a real Batman Complex on your hands.

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009