yeastiality

a fetish which involves having sex with any form of baked goods or pastry

She's really into yeastiality.

by Tassadar547 September 26, 2005

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

by Revchu August 6, 2005

bestiality

Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.

Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.

by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

beastiosity

the ability to consume impressive amounts of alcohol

I was impressed with Kristina's beastiosity last night at the bar

by TomSchroeder August 19, 2013

beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".

yeah.

by ides March 29, 2003

beastility

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.

Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.

by Kennedy August 22, 2005

bestiality

Having sexual contact with animals.

Single women who own big dogs might be into bestiality.

by AS U Like It September 14, 2002