BANS

It is a Nigerian slang pronounced (Bans) which is an acronym for the famous Nigerian Saying, Boys are not smiling. This slang is used when you are being serious about something, and could also be used for humor.

For Example: "how were your results?" "Ahh BANS" ... For Example: "How did you react to the football score?" "I was BANSING"

by Big man K August 03, 2011

banned

Something that happens to all good IGN board users. Not to say all people banned are good users.

The mods are gay because they frequently get me banned.

by Fopface August 05, 2004

BANNED!

A term used by people of LUE when someone posts something retarded or worthy of moderation.

"WAAAAHH! I got detention for beating a kid up"
"BANNED!"

by dj gs68 July 07, 2003

Banned

When something is extremly WRONG and unnacceptabl, illegal, bad, perverse, etc.

For example if someone likes the idea of massaging their cats udders, that would be BANNED!

Example 1
Person 1: "Hmmm I like Rupert Grint, his ginger hair is so sexy!"

Person 2: "Arg, thats wrong, ginger hair is banned!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hmmm doesn't my cat look sexy licking her buttons"
Person 2: "That's BANNED!"

by Jaythanual the second December 06, 2009

banned

When someone in a gaming forum (e.g. NSider, GameFAQs, IGN, etc.) posts links to gaming websites that are inappropriate or for mature people in the forum (e.g. razoric.com, newgrounds.com/collections/vg.html, videogamedc.com, rom websites, etc.)

Forum Member: *After 4999 minutes being banned was over, Forum Member puts in a mature-rated weblink.*

Forum Moderator: *Banned Forum Member again.*

Forum Member: NNNOOO!!! D:<

Narrator of X-Play: YOU LOSE...AGAIN!

Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!

by frodaddy March 23, 2005

Ban

The awkward relationship that soon grew to be the seed of something huge. The male in the relationship has an unusually high voice. He uses his sweet acting skills, singing, and dancing to impress the female. Their love was shaky at first but now can stand any blow. They love the beach and always walk back an forth along the shore whispering into each others ears. The female loves the male not just as a husband but also as a best friend. They go on road trips all the time driving around the US. They finally settled down in Italy and had 5 children. They lived the rest of their lives happy and together.

Can we have a relationship like Ban?

by Tylan4Ever June 15, 2017

Ban

The act of removing an individual from a source, some side effects that victims may experience are; *a very high pitched voice, screaming repeatedly, and banging their heads against the nearest pillow

*see squeaker for a faster definition

Boy: "My dad owns microsoft and he's going to ban you because you are so bad at minecraft battle royale

by Electric Flash May 15, 2018