english pop band mcfly's guitarist danny jones' fabulous girlfriend that inflicts anger in many danny fans.
danny fan 1: danny has a new girlfriend. grrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
by bea-wannabe March 12, 2008
when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
by c baldwin June 1, 2007
Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by loopyspanky September 1, 2008
A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010
While receiving a BJ. She puts a finger in your butt causing you to cum accidently shooting her in the face without you pulling the trigger.
by OG squishy December 20, 2021
A: "yeah Sharon got like got an Alec Baldwin done on her"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah so he 'said' he got a vasectomy bu-"
B: "That's fucking terrible form Melissa"
C: "Yeah someone died aye"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah so he 'said' he got a vasectomy bu-"
B: "That's fucking terrible form Melissa"
C: "Yeah someone died aye"
by Youraslipperysuckerarentya November 16, 2021
When you're given information that something won't harm you or others but after the fact it turns that it did, or eventually it does, whether intentional or unintentional.
"My roommate told me that sharing the key to our apartment with a friend of his was a good idea. Turns out that his friend stole a pack of beers afterwards. He shot a Baldwin Blank at me."
by paisley_carpet November 29, 2021