d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

C.A.B.S.

Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.

"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."

by MizPlunderBunny February 20, 2009

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

Stinky Fingered Weasel Faced Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! That pretty much sums it up. Everyone has known at least one.

That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

by Anjie Daddy May 11, 2011

Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth

Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

I.S.B.F.J.C

The first letters of
I
S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock

I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

by My dick fell off ! March 6, 2022

C.B.D.S

This is the child basment delivery service we are a small business trying to gain popularty we charge a small fee of $42.0 to deliver children to any basment any were we provide the fastest delivery of any child delivery service with garenteed customer satisfaction plus get 50% off your first delivery or subscribe to our premium service named C.B.D.S.T.E or named the child basment delivery service torture edition were we do the torture for you

this kid is so heavy call C.B.D.S

by HugeTroller92 November 12, 2020

E.A.B.C.O.S

Eat A Bitch Cat or Something

Ay girl ain't you gone suck my dick? Hell Naw nigga E.A.B.C.O.S!!!!

by Bon Qui Qui January 1, 2008