Definitions by MizPlunderBunny

C.A.B.S. 

Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.

"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."

C.A.B.S. by MizPlunderBunny February 20, 2009

CABS 

Community-Acquired Snark and Bitchiness -- commonly caused by hanging out too long on snarky forums and communities like TWoP, OhNoTheyDidn't, Go Fug Yourself, etc. Causes prolonged periods of bitchiness, snark and sarcasm.

"Man, you totally caught a bad case of CABS over there at ONTD. You need to stop going there."

CABS by MizPlunderBunny October 19, 2008