Where someone forms themself into the shape of an A, and chugs alcohol through the mouth and the ass.
by Munch2122 March 24, 2025
Get the The Asylum mug.A "fictional" 1800s lunatic asylum located in Washington state. This asylum is run by its creator Dima Everly, a random man around 34. There is a limited staff and a very intresting cast of patients, including the director's (Dima) favorite, patient 001.
Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.
Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.
Patient 004: "I really want some mistery soup from Northwood asylum"
The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."
Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"
The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."
Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"
by Moth57 January 8, 2026
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A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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