Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

Awakawakadoodoo

what someone says right before saying, "yeah". usually said after winning a point in table tennis.

Awakawakadoodoo yeah! i owned you that point!

by Joelsonthegreat July 12, 2009

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

awakeoikawa

awakeoikawa is a content creator on tiktok who is very funny and i am very proud of them. Whenever they post I get very happy and I love them very much :) <33

'have you heard of awakeoikawa on tiktok?'
'awakeoikawa is one of my fav moots' <3

by tetsuroubrainrott December 29, 2021

dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

by Gthang17 September 17, 2016