Avogadro

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.

"Crap man, thats some serious scientific crap!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

apocatastasis

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.

"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."

by the migster August 29, 2005

Agnostic Avowal

"We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. They could. Then again there could be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be certain there isn't? No, so it's pointless to talk about."

"I just started following the Agnostic Avowal."

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.

"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."

by shred wards September 2, 2018

avocado cracker vagina

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

by weenie suck February 22, 2019

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Apocagelypse

The Apocagelypse is the ultimate weapon of the Nicholas Cage fandom and it started on April 1st 2013.

It was the day upon which the glorious visage of our Lord and Savior Nicholas Cage miraculously appeared on images across Tumblr, as though photoshopped from on high by the great Cage himself.

Everything will be Nic Cage.

Nic Cage is everywhere.

He is us.

Tumblrian 1: why is my dash full of nic cage

Tumblrian 2: the apocagelypse has started. join us.

by nic cage, duh April 1, 2013