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Automatic Lofts

A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.
by LoftsStudent403 March 30, 2011
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Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.
Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.
by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008
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autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

Choking yourself while having an orgasm with a dead animal of the same gender that you set on fire.
Sean enjoys to engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality with the neighborhood dogs.
by balzac9012 August 19, 2009
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automatic loveletter

Automatic Loveletter is an awesome band with a female singer, Juliet Simms, who will kick Hayley Williams ass any day. Their poetic lyrics are inspirational and have a great depth and meaning to them.
Tuma: I saw paramore in concert the other day.
Buttahman: Fuck yeah? Well I saw Automatic Loveletter, and they sing better and have better lyrics.
by Motato October 20, 2008
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head automatica

No, not a studio side project. The Real fuckin deal. Dancy, rock, upbeat, great stuff. Daryl Palumbo should officially quit GJ and stick with HA.
If this is lust then dying is a must right now
by The Kinison December 22, 2004
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automatic

When your systems are down or you are not in control.
"No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down"
by 80sman July 10, 2003
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Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...
I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...
by Gridwalker April 21, 2009
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