The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
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by audison January 20, 2009
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Get the audi gay mug.an audi a4 is not a drunkin fin car....i dont know what that ee\ven means, anyways. the a4 is a truely impressive car, not only for spectators (ok, so some body styles arent that good looking) but for the driver. even the oldest inspiratio ns for the a4 are truely magnificent cars. they drive, handle, and are styled beautifully. i prefer the a4 to many BMWs and especialy most mercedes. while, yes, the car is expensive to fix, you dont need to fix it that often, but for the car, a simple, large check is a smal sacrifice for such a driving experience.
its an EASY car to speed in. drives like a dream and it is fast.... al the body styles are fast and well engineered. audi a4 is a great car
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