Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.

Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!

by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019

ESO Assistant

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!

Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
discordapp.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=411786681935724546&permissions=1610086647&scope=bot

I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!

by Magical Society May 19, 2018

jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 10, 2020

Soaking Assistant

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving

Will: Want to soak this weekend

Jamie: I'll get my friend to be the Soaking Assistant

by Sir_Callum September 10, 2022

assipstance

when you need help finishing a drink because you’re too lit (see lit)

Hey girl I’m feeling a little wild, can I get some assipstance with my drink??

by assipstance kween January 14, 2022

physician assistant

Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.

Also known as a physician's bitch

I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?

by Ja87mes June 16, 2007