asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola November 3, 2008

asscusations

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out

Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"

by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

Asscube

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

by Jessmess May 20, 2019

asscum

when aomeone as cum in their ass and it spues out

mark had soo much asscum last night he got home and then spue it was groose

by m night shablalabada January 9, 2008

assbutt

Someone who acts like an ass so much, they earn the moniker double.

He is such an asshat! He blew me off twice to go hang with that skank.

by Pacdude November 18, 2004

assbutt

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners

1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.

by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 12, 2010