Atom Bomb Assault

A disgusting summer time sex move that requires someone to shit into a bunch of condoms and paperclip them shut a few hours before having sex, and then let them bake out on the blacktop in the hot summer sun so they have the consistency of nuclear waste. Then, right before you have sex, you need to run outside and grab the condom "bombs" and put them into a shoebox and bring them to the bedroom you are using for sex. Then, right before you bust a nut, you have to make sounds like a B-52 bomber and drop the shitty latex bombshells all over the girl you are fucking. As they fall, be sure to make sound effects like bombs hitting the ground and make sure you hit every shot because you dont want to waste any poop that you took hours to prepare. Be sure to roll around in it afterwards, making sure you have the girl locked in the alligator fuckhouse position and while youre doing that pretend that youre dying from the fake atom bombs and vibrate your body unnecessarily, hopefully you will tear the womans vagina.

Example 1:
John: PSshheeeewwww BOOM! PSShheewwwwww BOOM!
Tina: God fucking damnit john what are you doing
John: BOOM! RUN TINA ATOM BOMBS
Tina: no you fuck thats a condom with shit in it that is paperclipped shut!
John: quick lets go to the bomb shelter!
Tina: what bomb shelter!? i cant even move youre performing and alligator fuckhouse and i am covered in steaming shit and condoms!
John: ahh i am dying from the radiation!!

Tina: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING SO MUCH THE POOP IS ALL OVER!
John: wow that was a great Atom Bomb Assault im glad i spent all my money on that big box of condoms and filled them with poop and threw them at you.

Example 2:

Old Lady 1: What are those condom shits in the street?
Old Lady 2: oh its just the neighbor John preparing his shits for an Atom Bomb Assault tonight.
Old Lady 1: Oh i remember the days when i used to do that
Old Lady 2: Yeah right when Carl got back from Japan, he showed me how he bombed Hiroshima by doing it to me. I was so proud of him.
Old Lady 1: Ahh to be young and covered in shit

by Diarrhea Dan April 19, 2011

Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)

When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.

It was so funny, we caused the fattest ruckus, I just did a Mobile Assault Vehicle on those cunts

by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004

urban assault vehicle

A derogatory term for a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), especially one that is oversized.

Did you see that Cadillac Urban Assult Vehicle? Someone's got too much money!

by unidyne November 25, 2003

XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifle

A 5.56mm assault rifle currently in the developmental stages to replace the M4 Carbine and M16-series weapons, and serve along side the XM-29 (formerly known as the Objective Individual Combat Weapon).

The XM8 is being developed by the U.S. military.

by JoeBob September 7, 2003

frontal assault

1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.

2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's

1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.

2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas

by Christian Mu March 14, 2008

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

Bear assault

The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.

Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*

by laurence5150 February 22, 2009