asspiration

perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe

Scene: On a hot summer day

Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"

Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"

End scene

by manningtonB September 1, 2009

asspirate

to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate

look at that asspirate

by Amu November 22, 2003

asspirate

To be a ass-loving pirate.

You asspirate!

by orf October 27, 2002

asspirate

An asspirate is usually decribed as a gay male that likes other males. An asspirate can be vividly described as follows. He is a gay man that is bald wearing a pirate hat with instead of a skull and cross bones, it has a crossed dildo and scrotum sack. This asspirate stands ontop of the background butts in the music video "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mixalot. Here the asspirate with his hat, gay pink bandana, parrot, and ass grabbing hook he stands untop of these butts until it is time to plunge into them. That is asspirate as best and to the most I would like to describe.

The bald-headed gay wrestler became and asspirate after raping a poor new wrestler in the locker room.

by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asspirating

on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.

" hey whats that smell? "
"my bad im asspirating"

"dude stop asspirating around me"

by s.poon July 9, 2005