Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.

Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

by The Sidhe April 29, 2006

arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.

He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.

by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003

Arsehole

Inspired by the Friday Night Project, Arsehole is apparently 'A man driving a BMW while talking on his mobile phone'... Arsehole!

That guy driving in his BMW while talking on his mobile phone is an arsehole!

by huds601 March 25, 2005

Arsehole

a congregation of PhD holders, gathered with the aim of making themselves feel smart, particularly in a office environment.

That table over there is the arsehole, it's where all the people with PhDs hang out trying to look smart.

by CandyVanMan May 15, 2015

arsehole

derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bawbag, or wankfuck

look at that fucking arsehole paul lambert, the man can barely speak. what an arsehole.

by archie mccracken August 3, 2003

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010