The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.
Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
by Fuck a handle September 07, 2017
When your better half forbids you to have sex.
by kalray April 29, 2021
Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.
" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"
"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"
"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"
by Sav Ex November 23, 2013
Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.
by QuacksO October 05, 2018
by iamlazarus August 14, 2007
Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.
Arrested Development
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
Officer 1: Why did you bring that guy in?
Officer 2: Well I detained him because he had drugs on him but he started running so now I have to book him for resisting arrest
Officer 2: Well I detained him because he had drugs on him but he started running so now I have to book him for resisting arrest
by Liam Kline September 26, 2019