swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator

holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!

by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022