Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.

Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!

by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

Walkin The Appalachians

Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.

Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"

by Sqrlzrus June 27, 2009

Cegep Beauce-Appalaches

in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)

‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do you need someone to talk to...?’’

by unbeauceron69 March 12, 2022

Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.

Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.

by capt. planet June 24, 2009

appalachian

(verb)
when a much weaker, smaller entity defeats a seemingly insurmountable opponent.

Michigan sure got appalachianed by that division I-AA team on 1 September 2007!

by Bratman September 9, 2007

reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008