apocalypse sex

passionate but ultimately meaningless lovemaking, often with casual acquaintances, inspired by emotional bonding during or after an epic disaster

After a few warm beers, Jessica and I groped our way through the darkness and humid heat to the ruins of her burnt-out apartment building, where, to nobody's greater surprise than ours, we ended up engaging in apocalypse sex.

by ratsl00ts November 1, 2004

Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.

Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

signs of the apocalypse

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

by alex phelan May 15, 2006

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Pussy Apocalypse

Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.

Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.

by Big ass tities October 30, 2011

apolocalypse

The derailment and complete destruction of a train carrying an entire polo team as well as the horses.

The four horsemen of the apolocalypse never saw it coming.

by Solasystym March 4, 2010