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Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.
I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.
Angus by Angus 2000 November 28, 2010
Angus is a name for a brand of meat but ironically he's vegetarian.
Angus by TomTheKiller February 13, 2017
Someone who always knows where everyone lives
Girl: I want to ask Jason out but I don’t know where he lives

Angus: he lives on bigman road three houses along

Girl: omg you are such Angus

Angus: yeh sure mate
Angus by xXxinsane574xXx June 28, 2019
Angus by zwub June 4, 2013
1. A social group of people who dedicate their lives to music
2. Someone who thinks that he/she is a music god, but isn't (due to AC/DC's Angus Young acting like a young rockstar, even though he should be named "Angus Old).
1. Those Angus' over there should stop wasting time listening to music, and waste people on XBox Live!

2. Anyone who thinks he/she is cool cause they listen to the Jonas Brothers is an Angus.
Angus by WezzaWezza June 1, 2009
A very depresed person whos dumb and doesnt know anything
Angus is stupid
Angus by Givemeacookie June 1, 2019