anal sex

its like having a dick in your ass

"whats anal sex like"
"its like having a dick in your ass"

by Joaquin45 May 1, 2010

anal sex

its like, when a man or a woman, usually take a cock up his/her ass, or a plastic dildo. It may have the following side-effects:
a. asshole becomes too big
b. cuts formed may cause bleeding
c. the person whose ass is fucked, can easily be IDENTIFIED, as the cheeks(bums) move when the person walks

gay people love ANAL SEX!!

by tillingknight September 25, 2005

anal sex

sticking an object (penis, vibrator, etc.) in one's ass. Some guys love it cause it's tight, or maybe cause the girls vagina is too loose. Some girls love it for reasons unknown to me, but most likely because it feels good.

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT mostly done to women. Everybody does it. (Even some straight guys like things in their ass. Males do have a g-spot...and it's up there.)

Me: Man, that red-headed bitch Natalie had the loosest pussy EVER! So I had anal sex with her...unfortunately, since her best friend kept fucking her in the ass with a massive vibrator, her asshole was loose too!
Friend: Man, that sucks...
Me: Yeah. I'm glad I wore a condom. I found out she slept with lots of guys, including our old friend Roman. It turned out she got some kinda STD, Herpes or something.
Friend: Wow...well, that's what the bitch got for sleeping with her boyfriend's best friend, and then lying to everyone about it.

by Drew89 December 25, 2009

Anal Sex

The closest you can get to being gay, but still not being gay.

Fred:I just had anal sex with my girlfriend last night.
Bob:That's kinda gay.

by lol515 October 5, 2010

anal sex

aka: "The Reverse Poop"

Neil asked Bob if he would be interested in "The Reverse Poop". Bob said "Sure - I love anal sex"!!

by ScottFromTampa January 18, 2007

Anal Sex

Fun.

Me and my daughter had some anal sex last night.

by FappyJizzCookie June 27, 2016

anal sex

Sex where something is put up someones ass. Very painful and there is usually poop involved. Men who really are gay are into this.

He had anal sex with his girlfriend even though it hurt so much she cried. Why oh why didn't he just come out of the closet?

by gingernyc September 7, 2007