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Aldershot

Aldershot is a town in the South-East of England, about 10 miles from Guildford and Woking. The towh has its roots with the Armed Forces moving to the area and establishing their first permanent camp, earning it the title of "Home of the British Army." It is now part of the Borough of Rushmoor, alongside Farnborough. The town was recently rated as one of the up and coming small cities/towns in the counry (according to an article in the Daily Mail).
The town has been run down for quite a while, with abortive attempts at re-juvinating the town. The latest attempt, dubbed "Westgate" is still moving forward with work continuing at a good pace. The rest of the town is holding its breath to see if Westgate brings any improvement.
The town is derided a lot by those outside and those within the town, claiming that any visitor would catch any number of disases by visiting or any visitor would be subject to attacks, none of which is true.
Whilst Aldershot has its problems, as with any town, it is situated in a good area of the country. Its positioning from London is just right (about an hour on the train or an hour and a half/two hours by car), as is its positioning from the coast (about an hour by car, there is no direct train service).
The town is surrounded by woodland and heathland, which provide beautiful vistas and places to keep yourself in shape or go for a stroll. There is a swimming pool within the town and a gym.
Aldershot
by Realitycheckeruk March 30, 2011
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Albert Hammond Jr.

A guitarist for the Strokes (along with Nick Valensi). Credited for accentuating the unique, palatable fashion of the band.

Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.
His father, Albert Hammond, was a producer.

Attended New York Film School.
by Julia B. July 16, 2008
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Albert Hammond jr.

Propernoun
(Al-bert--Ha-mmond)
Rythm guitarist for the New York rock group and my personal favorite band, The Strokes. Has pouffy 70's afro hair, brown eyes(i think) and sometimes a small unshaven beard.
His father is also a famous musician.
I threw my 'fro pick at my friend in rage when Albert Hammond Jr. walked by and it accidentally got stuck in his hair with out him noticing. How awsome is that shit!?
by Blode & Food October 31, 2005
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Albert Wesker

The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.
"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"
by DezzT February 25, 2010
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Albert Fish

One of the most disturbing serial killers in history. This seemingly harmless, grandfatherly old man was a deranged child rapist and cannibal.
He was one of very few sadomasochistic serial killers and enjoyed receiving pain as much as inflicting it. He was also a religious zealot.

He attacked and raped numerous children and bragged that he'd "had children in every state". Most of his victims were handicapped or black children, easy targets.
He was convicted of torturing and murdering four-year-old Billy Gaffney and ten-year-old Grace Budd, both of whom he cannibalized. He was connected to three other murders and hundreds of rapes.
His downfall began when he sent a letter to Grace Budd's grieving parents, bragging about what he did to Gracie.
Albert Fish: noun, a psychopathic pervert who likes torturing, raping and murdering children and then eating their flesh. A flesh-and-blood embodiment of fairy tale monsters, a la "Hansel and Gretel"; a seemingly kind, benevolent elder who offers a child candy and turns out to be a cannibal.

In short, a legitimate reason for children not to talk to strangers.
by Lorelili April 8, 2010
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Alderbeast

Any one of the 50 Aldermen the comprise the Chicago City Council
My Alderbeast would not give me a zoning variance because I did not contribute enough money to her re-election campaign fund.
by WhatTheHelen February 22, 2007
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