She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
by .. kyle . October 31, 2011
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by Yo cookie March 25, 2020
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Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.
by Eric Yong January 28, 2022
Get the alondra simp mug.Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.
Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
by mustangwhore December 1, 2024
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal. At first, she won’t look social likable, but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one:hi
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
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