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Alondra is a girl that appears in your dreams when you’re with somebody else. Two years later, she’s there again and you’re thinking about kissing her. Then, your dumbass tells her you have a secret and she doesn’t stop asking about it, and she jokes saying it’s that you like her, but she would never think it’s actually that. It’s a girl you’re not sure you like, but it doesn’t matter cuz she’ll never like you back. You’ll tell her about it… eventually.
Alondra
Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.
Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
Alondra by gimmeurc00ch1e April 25, 2022
Alondra
ALONDRA IS A FAT FUCKING PIG LOVES MCCHICKEN SANDWICHES AT MCDONALDS AND WILL FUCKING RUIN YOUR LIFE
Alondra by Tmanoof1man2man3man November 20, 2023
Alondra
Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal At first, she won’t look social , but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one: Hey
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
Alondra by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
Alondra
Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal. At first, she won’t look social likable, but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one:hi
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
Alondra by Greencar19 August 11, 2024