She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
by .. kyle . June 1, 2011
Alondra a pretty bitch who likes cookie Julian a hot guy with a nice voice they are great together and always talk on the phone for hours 👉🏿👈🏿🍪💋🥰
by Yo cookie March 25, 2020
a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.
Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.
by Eric Yong January 29, 2022
Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.
Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
by gimmeurc00ch1e April 26, 2022
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