She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
Penis obsessed.
Unicorn obsessed.
Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.
Future baby mama to kyles littles.
by .. kyle . October 31, 2011
Get the Alondra Leighmug. Alondra a pretty bitch who likes cookie Julian a hot guy with a nice voice they are great together and always talk on the phone for hours 👉🏿👈🏿🍪💋🥰
by Yo cookie March 25, 2020
Get the Alondra and Julianmug. a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.
Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.
by Eric Yong January 28, 2022
Get the alondra simpmug. Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.
Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018
Get the Alondra Gonzalezmug. Alondra is a girl that appears in your dreams when you’re with somebody else. Two years later, she’s there again and you’re thinking about kissing her. Then, your dumbass tells her you have a secret and she doesn’t stop asking about it, and she jokes saying it’s that you like her, but she would never think it’s actually that. It’s a girl you’re not sure you like, but it doesn’t matter cuz she’ll never like you back. You’ll tell her about it… eventually.
by dietpepsi February 8, 2022
Get the Alondramug. 
Get the Alondramug. Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.
Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.
Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.
Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
by gimmeurc00ch1e April 25, 2022
Get the Alondramug.