Alibaster Retard

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

by X Typhus X July 20, 2009

The Alabaster Parakeet

this tiny impelament of a alabaster parakeet is though so fake we are not related to the develish of montougues (you have spelt it wrong)our traditonal dress is not to be rediculed it is of satisfactory ,the fez comes from our native land of morroco wher swigberrry (note the triple "r's" as a sign of morrocan heretige) smythe was born my uncle to so say.the founding was of course in 1912 at the beginning the fez tradittin nobel prize.

the wise words of alabaster"fla bledy bla morrocan moo bla bla do be do la la goldfish"

by richard gertrude muhammed popadopelus October 11, 2003

Alaster

See alastair, same general concept

what is an alaster?
i told you,see alastair

by royaltenenbaum April 1, 2010

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Askmaster

A person who repeatedly asks for your opinions, seemingly just to tell you that you're wrong.

"The only reason John asks for your opinion is so he can correct you and then share his own. He's kind of an askmaster."

by Faustian_One January 29, 2014

allster

A spunky girl with a passion for anything synchronized swimming. She most likely has multiple piercings and has hates dogs

Allster is so cool

by SpunkyMustardSeed May 16, 2017