Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Alaskan Icicle

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.

"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009

Alaskan Snowstorm

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

by Onionbro March 17, 2015

Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Aleaha

A sweet girl who doesn't know how to take compliments, though she appreciates them greatly. she is gorgeous and avergae height, usually brown haired. very down to earth and straight forward, doesn't like to sugarcoat things or beat around the bush. brutally honest, though her friends and family love that about her. loves her family, friends and boyfriend. She is a person you can tell anything to, and can keep a secret very well. She is in love with any kinds of music, and is a great friend.

Aleaha is a great friend!

by blahblahblah(: <3 May 11, 2010