mighty acorn

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 10, 2013

hit the acorn with a stick

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020

acorn head ass

When a punk ass bitch got a acorn head, no eyebrows, and brick lips.

Savage #1: Yo Jaiden Charles if you dont get ya acorn head ass on. Savage #2: Facts

by SavageAsf May 23, 2016

hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

Alicorn

The spiral horn of a unicorn.

"If you cut the alicorn, she'll die."

by Ceveri November 13, 2005

acorn

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

by grem November 3, 2003

acorn

a term that would be used a lot when you refer to someone as stupid or (special)

A: where is it?
G: it’s to your left
A:????
G: yOU FUCKING ACORN

by mother churlita March 28, 2019