Alcoholics Anonymous 

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

Alcoholics Anonymous by SargentQG November 2, 2021

Alcoholism 

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...

Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"

Alcoholism by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

alcoholise 

To turn a liquid alcoholic, when it wasn't before

When will you alcoholise this beverage?

alcoholise by alderplant June 17, 2023

alcoholism 

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

alcoholism by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

Alcoholism by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025

Weekend Alcoholist 

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

Weekend Alcoholist by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

saranghaeyo alcoholics 

“Saranghaeyo alpha” is a famous gc in the czech dance kpop community. They are a huge group with a lot of people. “Saranghaeyo alcoholics” is a new sub unit that includes the following members: Péťa, Dan, Allie, Míša and Laura. Their official stage names are yet to be annouced, stay tuned for their debut album called “Sip Happens”!

Person 1: “Omg have you heard of the new Saranghaeyo sub unit?”
Person 2: “You mean Saranghaeyo alcoholics? Of course, I love all of them, they’re my favourite members combined!”

saranghaeyo alcoholics by realjohnnyjsuh October 14, 2024