Alaska Christmas Tree 

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.

So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.

Alaska Christmas Tree by Finbarre June 12, 2021

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again

-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

Alaska Thunderfuck by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021

Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

Alaska Pipeline by HopSing May 17, 2008

Alaska-Hot

When someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Person1: "Dude, I don't how Sarah Palin won a beauty contest, she's just OK looking"
Person2: "Yea well I guess she's Alaska-Hot

Alaska-Hot by GCP141 October 21, 2008

Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

Alaska's crystal meth capital by saneremu October 30, 2008

Alaska Aces 

A professional hockey team, located in Anchorage, Alaska, which is part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Peoria Rivermen of the AHL, and the St. Louis Blues of the NHL

Lets GO ALASKA ACES!!!!

Alaska Aces by Alaska Aces Fan January 29, 2009

Alaska Ass 

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

Alaska Ass by Casey J October 29, 2007