alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.

Hey baby wanna do the Alabama hot pocket

by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023