Restricted Free Agent

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.

Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009

agent 00

Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning

Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW

by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020

skank agents

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

by SkankAgents Chick November 23, 2006

Agent Orange

A drink containing:

1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. rum
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1.5 oz. grenadine
fill with orange juice

I passed out after drinking too much Agent Orange last night.

by mandymacabre March 15, 2010

special agent oso

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.

Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.

by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011

AgentDuel

A 17 year old gacha user who has been exposed (multiple times) of pedophilia, grooming, cheating, manipulating, and toxic behavior (sending death threats). Duel has groomed 5 different girls, all were between the ages of 12-13 (he even asked few of them for pics). Duel has also faked his suicide attempt and lied about turning himself in. He was also caught cheating on his girlfriend and manipulating his fanbase into thinking that he is the good guy. Speaking of his fanbase, they are quite toxic and oblivious and will even send death threats to people that simply don't like AgentDuel.

AgentDuel is a shitty person and you should avoid him.

by znsk August 8, 2021

mag agent

mag agent. Massive angry guy who crushes small grunts in madness combat created by krinkels aka old man /j

Grunt: OH SHIT MAG AGENT IS GONNA TEAR ME INTO PIECES
MAG agent: oh well. Guess I gotta fling this b) grunt

by Deimos as an animator August 16, 2021