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after care

In BDSM play, the quiet period immediately following a "scene" between the Top/Dom and the bottom/sub; often includes cuddling, talking, gradually returning to the real world.
When your soul has been exposed, after care is a wonderful time to feel cherished.
by zajal December 28, 2008
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Afterburnt

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday
Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...
by Thorn21 March 29, 2009
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after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
by Tdog321 April 9, 2019
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Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
by Aimstaind January 18, 2010
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after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later
DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"
by epic player1 May 1, 2009
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Michael afton

Oh my god, Michael afton is SO HOT 🥵
by Dingpiss January 31, 2022
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Afterblaze

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.
Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.
by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015
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