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Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.
Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012
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Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head
Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.
by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018
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Adult clout

When an adult tells lies or spills secrets of others to gain attention and recognition from other people.
Aunt: Hey your mom told me about your accident. Are you okay?
Me: What accident? Did she need some adult clout again?
by Rise21344 March 22, 2022
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Adult Friend

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.
So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!
by AdultFriend September 18, 2010
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adult swim

a night time television on Cartoon Network. It is best enjoyed when you are high.
now that I've finished this blunt, i'm gonna go watch some quality television like adult swim.
by ptero_patrick October 30, 2010
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Adult Swim Logo

The adult swim logo is simply "Adult Swim" in between brackets while playing light jazz on a black background.

However, sometimes the background is a pointless picture that has absolutely no meaning or relation to the show going on at the present moment.

Unfortunately, Adult Swim knows I am trying to post this on URBANDICTIONARY.COM. Brackets will not show. Dammit.
Adult Swim Logo

Yes, I know the brackets are backwards.
by ThatCallofDutyGuy October 21, 2010
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[adult swim]

I only watch adult swim because everything else is dumb.
by Artifishalfish November 6, 2006
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