When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.
by M. Sean September 25, 2008
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."
After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
by Stephen Collins September 01, 2006
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018
Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
by FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair March 03, 2022
Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.
When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.
by urbancreaterdude April 28, 2018