bathroom athlete

Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.

Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!

by Cwigggle August 9, 2018

Geocentric Athlete

An athlete who pursues outdoor pursuits of geographic significance. Ie: a mountaineer who climbs Everest mountain because it is the highest peak, the sailor who sails around the globe and the seven seas, the Navy Seal who swims across the equator as a special initiation ceremony. These pursuits are consistent of those of the geocentric athlete.

Griff is biking across North America, then sailing the seven seas. He's one hardcore geocentric athlete.

by Griff Man October 8, 2018

Anne AshLee

Anne AshLee is a girl who is a legitimate queen. She’s kind, generous, compassionate, and a truly hot babe. With her flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of hazel green, she could be mistaken for the famous Jolene. She’s hard working and will always do her best. She’s incredibly smart and will always be your reason in a conflict. She’s 100/10. If you ever find an Anne AshLee you will immediately feel welcome and want her in your life forever.

Anne AshLee is a queen with goddess vibes

by Anne AshLee’s #1 fan January 24, 2022

Ashlee Simpson

To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.

wow I suck so much ill just lipsync

by Kevo October 24, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.

Ashlee: I'm a slut! Yay!

by Kamziee December 22, 2004

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

by Ginormous D May 7, 2011